The most recent spilled sexts from Jeff Bezos demonstrate the love-drunk Amazon billionaire really coming his shell — this time sharing his wife’s bizarre, turtle-themed bad dreams with his lover.
“MacKenzie dreamt I redecorated the bedroom,” Bezos dished to lover Lauren Sanchez in September, as indicated by the National Enquirer.
“I kept doing it and it got weirder and weirder and weirder. Until I was sewing stuffed turtles into the comforter,” he messaged Sanchez, vulgarly sharing his marital pillow-talk with his mistress.
“Wife said: “That’s not hard to interpret.”
The dream may have implied that MacKenzie — Bezos’ wife of 25 years — was suspecting something.
“Turtles in a dream are supposedly an indication of closed personality and suggest a period of slow progress in someone’s life,” the Enquirer noted.
In another sext, additionally from September, Bezos gushes, “I am so full of love for you. My heart is growing just so it can have room for you. It’s bigger than it’s ever been and still swelling. Lauren, I’m in love with you. Deep.”
The sext proceeds to thank Sanchez for giving him business counsel, in one example recommending he “ask Bono for music permission.”
“Your energy and ideas and competence and spirit turn me on,” he tells Sanchez.
Bezos’ extramarital sexts were first uncovered by the Enquirer.